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Now here's some food for thought...important if you know any engineers, Understanding Engineers One Two engineering students were walking across a university campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday,...

Ken wrote: ↑Fri Apr 24, 2020 1:24 am Couldn't you find the Jokes section, Dean?

Nope. Navigation in here is a bit clunky.

A garbage collector is driving along a Sydney street picking up the wheelie bins and emptying them into his rubbish truck. He goes to one house where the bin hasn't been left out. In the spirit of kindness and after having a quick look about for the bin, he gets out of his truck, goes to the front d...

Bubba and Billy Joe were on vacation, walking downtown, window shopping, and they see a sign on a store which reads, "Suits $5.99 each, shirts $1.99 each, trousers $2.49 each." Bubba says to his pal, "Billy Joe, Look here! We could buy a whole gob of these, take 'em back to Alabama, s...

Sanitiser danger: Have a look at the attached video. Makes sense. FIRE sanitiser.mp4 LOL. Don't do BBQ after using hand sanitizer... Anyone know how long it takes the alcohol to evaporate after rubbing your hands good with sanitizer? Bit of a nuisance having to wait for the video to download...

olfrt wrote: ↑Sun Apr 12, 2020 5:23 pm Found a V8 Smart car for ya Dean.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LPnRRvgOzQ

With the right parts, you could build that in about three days probably.