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by Yankee in Oz
Sun Apr 05, 2020 11:48 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: COVID 19 Pickup Lines
Replies: 3
Views: 4026

COVID 19 Pickup Lines

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That didn't seem to work.
by Yankee in Oz
Fri Apr 03, 2020 6:36 am
Forum: Chit Chat
Topic: Coronavirus fun
Replies: 39
Views: 28604

Re: Coronavirus fun

Finally, today it looks like I might be able to order groceries online for home delivery. Just in time, too. Last two times out, I wore a Bunnings garden/work mask and almost suffocated. Not only that, but me breath came out the top of the mask and steamed my glasses so I couldn't see.
by Yankee in Oz
Fri Apr 03, 2020 6:33 am
Forum: Chit Chat
Topic: What pleased you today????
Replies: 6
Views: 6309

Re: What pleased you today????

Pleased it is almost dinner time and I can have a glass of wine.

Well, earlier I was pleased to have popcorn and a beer while watching an old movie on VHS. 8-) :D
by Yankee in Oz
Fri Apr 03, 2020 6:29 am
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Clocks -wind back
Replies: 4
Views: 3845

Re: Clocks -wind back

I expect to make my coffee an hour early. :D :D :lol:
by Yankee in Oz
Fri Apr 03, 2020 6:27 am
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Missing wife
Replies: 3
Views: 3167

Re: Missing wife

Clearly, I wasn't paying attention ... :-(
by Yankee in Oz
Thu Apr 02, 2020 11:23 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: History
Replies: 7
Views: 5456

Re: History

Mouse wrote: Mon Mar 30, 2020 12:00 am It’s only four letters, “like”! And plenty of other four letter words for Don’t Like 😜
Ha! Ha!

Is this the Mouse we once knew?
by Yankee in Oz
Thu Apr 02, 2020 11:20 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Social distancing
Replies: 3
Views: 4768

Re: Social distancing

I have not seen any sign of purchase limits on booze.
by Yankee in Oz
Thu Apr 02, 2020 11:17 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Coping with Isolation
Replies: 4
Views: 3616

Coping with Isolation

Hi guys Just be careful because people are going crazy from being in lock down! Actually, I've just been talking about this with the microwave and the toaster while drinking coffee and all of us agreed that things are getting bad. I didn't mention anything to the washing machine as she puts a differ...
by Yankee in Oz
Wed Mar 25, 2020 2:47 am
Forum: Chit Chat
Topic: The Shed. Just idle chit-chat.
Replies: 44
Views: 66859

Re: The Shed. Just idle chit-chat.

What do you mean "at home togetherness"? We are under instructions to maintain isolation and social distancing. :lol: