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by Ken
Tue Apr 07, 2020 8:17 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Endless Jokes
Replies: 180
Views: 144825

Re: Endless Jokes

You having trouble staying asleep as well Spook?
by Ken
Tue Apr 07, 2020 6:23 pm
Forum: Internet & Stuff
Topic: Forum suggestions
Replies: 9
Views: 8997

Re: Forum suggestions

With the static nature of the Ulysses national website now, I doubt anyone visits it. Everyone is too busy on Facebook, unfortunately. Broken Hill branch has dropped off the national branches map for some reason. I wonder if they are the only ones. I did alert their Facebook guy and their president,...
by Ken
Mon Apr 06, 2020 1:17 am
Forum: Jokes
Topic: COVID 19 Pickup Lines
Replies: 3
Views: 4595

Re: COVID 19 Pickup Lines

You left the i out of [img]. Pay attention Dean!
by Ken
Sun Apr 05, 2020 8:08 am
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Clocks -wind back
Replies: 4
Views: 3925

Re: Clocks -wind back

I'm a slow learner... Programming this graphing software (cos what else would one be doing during this period of forced idleness?). This morning noticed a weird loop in the graph. Values repeating back in time. Had never seen that before with my weatherstation graphs. It wasn't til I was in the show...
by Ken
Sun Apr 05, 2020 8:04 am
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Coping with Isolation
Replies: 4
Views: 3687

Re: Coping with Isolation

Evidently the trend is to dress up in crazy costume for the occasion, Keith.
Keeps the neighbours amused.
I'm showing the neighbours the sight of me in ugg boots more than ever before. -So comfortable for sitting at the computer or TV. And warm, with this slight cold snap we are having.
by Ken
Fri Apr 03, 2020 7:27 am
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Missing wife
Replies: 3
Views: 3226

Re: Missing wife

Yankee in Oz wrote: Fri Apr 03, 2020 6:27 am Clearly, I wasn't paying attention ... :-(
I deleted your post Dean.
by Ken
Fri Apr 03, 2020 2:47 am
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Missing wife
Replies: 3
Views: 3226

Missing wife

Husband: My wife is missing. She went out yesterday and has not come home... Sergeant at Police Station: What is her height? Husband: Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall. Sergeant: Weight? Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat. Sergeant: Colour of eyes? Husband: Sort of brown I t...
by Ken
Fri Apr 03, 2020 2:39 am
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Clocks -wind back
Replies: 4
Views: 3925

Clocks -wind back

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Stolen from the Broken Hill branch Facebook page.
by Ken
Fri Apr 03, 2020 1:10 am
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Coping with Isolation
Replies: 4
Views: 3687

Re: Coping with Isolation

Doing well Dean. I abuse some of my appliances, but they never answer back. My talking to myself has increased since the start of the isolation. I'm spending a lot of time on the computer doing some programming. I'm tempted to do some yelling at it, but have refrained lest the neighbours or my wife ...
by Ken
Thu Apr 02, 2020 9:39 am
Forum: Chit Chat
Topic: The Shed. Just idle chit-chat.
Replies: 44
Views: 70274

Re: The Shed. Just idle chit-chat.

I was beginning to feel I'm the only one spending a whole lotta time on the computer!