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- Thu May 07, 2020 11:27 am
- Forum: Jokes
- Topic: Endless Jokes
- Replies: 180
- Views: 144431
Re: Endless Jokes
Did you pay both sides anyway?
- Sun May 03, 2020 11:48 pm
- Forum: Jokes
- Topic: The Organist
- Replies: 1
- Views: 3182
The Organist
Miss Beatrice, The church organist, Was in her eighties And had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea... As he sat ...
- Fri May 01, 2020 9:48 am
- Forum: Jokes
- Topic: The cost of passion
- Replies: 2
- Views: 3610
The cost of passion
A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from town, when the girl stopped the boy. "I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex." The boy reluctantly p...
- Fri May 01, 2020 9:44 am
- Forum: Jokes
- Topic: The cost of a brain
- Replies: 1
- Views: 3212
The cost of a brain
In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where a family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and sombre. 'I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news,' he said as he surveyed the worried faces. 'The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain t...
- Fri May 01, 2020 7:37 am
- Forum: Jokes
- Topic: A deserved award
- Replies: 1
- Views: 3197
A deserved award
Albo recently addressed a major gathering of Australian Aboriginal elders. He spoke for almost an hour about his plans for increasing every Aboriginal's present standard of living. Though vague in detail, he spoke about his ideas for helping his "sisters and brothers." Afterwards, the elde...
- Fri May 01, 2020 4:25 am
- Forum: Jokes
- Topic: Satisfaction from behaving badly
- Replies: 2
- Views: 3643
Satisfaction from behaving badly
When you occasionally have a really bad day and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know. I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make. I found the number and dialled it. A man answered, say...
- Fri May 01, 2020 12:24 am
- Forum: Chit Chat
- Topic: Coronavirus fun
- Replies: 39
- Views: 31137
Re: Coronavirus fun
Yes, China basically has a monopoly on most manufacturing, has benefited greatly from capitalism, and is still a pirate and producer of cheap junk. The west needs to abandon globalization and reestablish manufacturing facilities and capabilities.
- Thu Apr 30, 2020 4:25 am
- Forum: Chit Chat
- Topic: Coronavirus fun
- Replies: 39
- Views: 31137
Re: Coronavirus fun
Good one, Spook. I wonder if the current situation will result in Oz reducing its dependence on China? (Says Ken, waiting on delivery of cheap Chinese electronics modules.) My last few eBay purchases have all been from Australian shops. Paid more than I would have from China, but I didn't want to w...
- Tue Apr 28, 2020 9:39 am
- Forum: Chit Chat
- Topic: Collecting Rubbish
- Replies: 5
- Views: 5726
- Sun Apr 26, 2020 7:27 am
- Forum: Jokes
- Topic: Endless Jokes
- Replies: 180
- Views: 144431
Re: Endless Jokes
GOOD ONE!