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Was in the pub the other day, and had a ploughman’s lunch. He wasn’t happy.

Good one, Ken.

Not wrong, Ken.

Ken wrote: ↑Sat Feb 20, 2021 2:47 am Ok, some are sillier than others.
Why aren't you on chat, Spook?

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A duck walks into a bar and asks, ‘Do you have any crackers?’ The barman replies, ‘No, I don’t sorry’... so the duck walks out... 5 mins later the duck walks back into the bar and asks, ‘Do you have any crackers’, the barman replies, ‘No I don’t’. So the duck walks out... 5 mins later the duck walks...

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