Endless Jokes
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Hmmmmm.....bit judgemental there, Kenny.............. 
A Longreach ringer went to Brisbane and thought he would buy a new "city" outfit.
He went into David Jones and when asked by a sweet young woman if she could help him,
he answered, "Yes ma'am. Ya see, I'm from Longreach and I want to buy a complete city outfit."
Her eyes lit up as she asked, "Where would you like to start?"
"Well, ma'am, how about a suit?" "Yes sir. What size?"
"Size 53 tall, ma'am."
"Wow, that's really big."
"Yes ma'am, they really grow them big in Longreach.
"What's next?" she asked.
He replied, "How about some shoes?"
"What size?" she asked
"Size 15 double E."
"Wow, that's really big!"
"Yes ma'am. They really grow them big in Longreach".
"What's next?"
"Well, I reckon I'll need a shirt."
"Yes sir. What size?"
"Nineteen and a half neck, sleeves 38," he replied.
"Wow, that's really big! "
"Yes ma'am. They really grow them big in Longreach."
"Will there be anything else?" she asked.
"Yes ma'am. I 'spect I'll need a hat."
"Yes sir. What size? and style?"
"63 cm..Akubra."
"Wow, that's really big!"
"Yes ma'am. They really grow them big in Longreach."
She virtually glowed as she asked, "Is there anything else I can do for you?"
"No ma'am , I reckon that will be all."
As the sweet young thing tallied up his bill, and as the Ringer counted out his money,
she blushed and asked, "Sir, could I ask you a question?"
"Yes ma'am, I already know what it is. And the answer is four inches."
Astonished, she blurted out, "Why, my boyfriend is bigger than that!"
Without so much as a stutter, the Ringer replied,.....
From the floor ma'am.................From the floor.
A Longreach ringer went to Brisbane and thought he would buy a new "city" outfit.
He went into David Jones and when asked by a sweet young woman if she could help him,
he answered, "Yes ma'am. Ya see, I'm from Longreach and I want to buy a complete city outfit."
Her eyes lit up as she asked, "Where would you like to start?"
"Well, ma'am, how about a suit?" "Yes sir. What size?"
"Size 53 tall, ma'am."
"Wow, that's really big."
"Yes ma'am, they really grow them big in Longreach.
"What's next?" she asked.
He replied, "How about some shoes?"
"What size?" she asked
"Size 15 double E."
"Wow, that's really big!"
"Yes ma'am. They really grow them big in Longreach".
"What's next?"
"Well, I reckon I'll need a shirt."
"Yes sir. What size?"
"Nineteen and a half neck, sleeves 38," he replied.
"Wow, that's really big! "
"Yes ma'am. They really grow them big in Longreach."
"Will there be anything else?" she asked.
"Yes ma'am. I 'spect I'll need a hat."
"Yes sir. What size? and style?"
"63 cm..Akubra."
"Wow, that's really big!"
"Yes ma'am. They really grow them big in Longreach."
She virtually glowed as she asked, "Is there anything else I can do for you?"
"No ma'am , I reckon that will be all."
As the sweet young thing tallied up his bill, and as the Ringer counted out his money,
she blushed and asked, "Sir, could I ask you a question?"
"Yes ma'am, I already know what it is. And the answer is four inches."
Astonished, she blurted out, "Why, my boyfriend is bigger than that!"
Without so much as a stutter, the Ringer replied,.....
From the floor ma'am.................From the floor.
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