Three Italian nuns arrive at the pearly gates and are told that, because they have devoted their lives to the world, they can return to earth for three months, taking on the identity of any person they choose.
The first nun said she wanted to return as Helen of Troy.
“Why Helen?” asked St Peter.
“Because she was so beautiful, and remembered for it, while we have had to cover ourselves all our lives,” she said and her wish was granted.
The second nun was given her chance and decided to return as Florence Nightingale, so that the good work she had done might be recognised by all the world. This, too, was readily granted.
The third nun said she wanted to return as Sarah Pippilini.
“Who in the name of all that’s wonderful is Sarah Pippilini?!” asked a curious St Peter.
“Well, I’m not sure either,” said the nun. “But look at this newspaper.” She rolled out showing a photo of several oil workers and the proud headline: “Sahara pipeline, laid by 300 men in 30 days”.
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Brian Sullivan.
A man walked out to the street and immediately catches a taxi in New York City .
The cabbie says, "perfect timing, you're just like Brian." The passenger said "Who?"
Cabbie:
"Brian Sullivan. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Brian Sullivan, every single time."
Passenger:
"There are always a few clouds over everybody."
Cabbie:
"Not Brian Sullivan. He was a terrific athlete who could have won the Grand Slam at tennis or played golf with the pros. He sang like a bird, danced like a star and played the piano. He was an amazing guy."
Passenger:
"Sounds like he was something really special."
Cabbie:
"There's more. He had a memory like a computer, remembered everybody's birthday and knew all about wine. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Brian Sullivan could do everything right."
Passenger:
"Wow... Some guy that Brian."
Cabbie:
"He always knew the quickest way in traffic and avoided every traffic jam. Brian never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too. He was the perfect man! No one could ever measure up to Brian Sullivan."
Passenger:
"An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?"
Cabbie:
"Well, I never actually met Brian. He died. I'm married to his fckin' widow."
A man walked out to the street and immediately catches a taxi in New York City .
The cabbie says, "perfect timing, you're just like Brian." The passenger said "Who?"
Cabbie:
"Brian Sullivan. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Brian Sullivan, every single time."
Passenger:
"There are always a few clouds over everybody."
Cabbie:
"Not Brian Sullivan. He was a terrific athlete who could have won the Grand Slam at tennis or played golf with the pros. He sang like a bird, danced like a star and played the piano. He was an amazing guy."
Passenger:
"Sounds like he was something really special."
Cabbie:
"There's more. He had a memory like a computer, remembered everybody's birthday and knew all about wine. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Brian Sullivan could do everything right."
Passenger:
"Wow... Some guy that Brian."
Cabbie:
"He always knew the quickest way in traffic and avoided every traffic jam. Brian never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too. He was the perfect man! No one could ever measure up to Brian Sullivan."
Passenger:
"An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?"
Cabbie:
"Well, I never actually met Brian. He died. I'm married to his fckin' widow."
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